Cletus & Bob
(guitar starts, then drums playing through verse 2x, pause, then vocals)
Vs. 1
Bang goes the gun and they all run out (3x)
and the cops come rumbling after
They turn the corner and hear a shout (3x)
with the cops still rumbling after them
Chorus
Simple job but they blew it
Just the way they always do it
Who woulda thought it would turn out this way
Simple job they needed the money
To feed the kids and the honey
Who coulda known it would turn out this way
(Play through verse once, pause, then vocals)
Vs. 2
Cletus and Bob they didn't know much (3x)
But they knew they were gonna get in trouble
They waited all day that wated all night (3x)
Still they knew they were gonna get in trouble
Chorus
(Double time - Sean guitar solo - two times through)
Bridge
They were not the robbers they wanted to be
They thought that they could get away scot-free
They were not the robbers they wanted to be
Now it's time for them to get in trouble
(End double time)
Vs. 3
The cops showed up the next morning (3x)
But Cletus and Bob, they didn't wanna surrender
They step outside with their guns drawn (3x)
And then the cops they pull the trigger
(Accent "step," "then," "cops," "trigger" - pause with high hats tapping)
Now Cletus and Bob are dead
Now Cletus and Bob are dead
They got in trouble...
(Dueling solos - Joe and Sean)
They got in trouble
Your Boyfriend Sucks (Guitar intro - then drums and bass)
Vs. 1 - Cora
She says she's busy
I've heard that one before
Just forget it
I don't need it anymore
Sometimes I wonder why I even try
I give her my number
She puts it in her purse
Oh well
I guess it could be worse
Go see your boyfriend as I sit here and cry
Chorus
I got some news you really oughta hear
How can I say this so it's absolutely clear
Hold on let me grab another beer
Your boyfriend sucks
Vs.2 -
Why do you bother?
Why do you try?
Why do you waste
All of your time with that guy?
Instead of spending more of your time at home?
(Or with me!)
Do you love him?
Does he treat you nice?
Is he worth
All the sacrifice?
Or is it just because you're afraid to be alone?
Chorus
Vs. 3 (no guitar)
He looks so funny
Who has red hair?
You could find a better guy
Almost anywhere
I know of a hairy au pair from Afghanistan
(ewww)
So what's the deal?
He's such a loser
I'm a lover
He's an abuser
He's gonna end up working at a banana stand
(improv fill - spoken)
Chorus
Chorus
Your boyfriend sux...( 4X )
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I Forgive You Tag 1
(Start drums, then add bass, then guitar, then vocals - 4x through after
vocals starts)
Tag 2
(Twice through, then pause with high hats ticking - twice through)
Tag 3
(Twice through - Vocals counts off)
(Play through twice, then vocals)
Vs. 1
Well he sheds his mask of tragedy, mystery, and sin
Searching for forgiveness, conclusion to fear
Sadness and loneliness deep within
He'd shed the mask if he knew he'd only hear
I forgive you
Lord, I forgive you
Chorus
Yes and someday he'll shed the chains that bind him
I forgive you
Yes and finally he'll shed the chains that bind him
I forgive you
I forgive you
Vs. 2
Well he opens his identity to more than himself
He loosens his humanity for a while
Loneliness falls into piles by his side
Searching deep down fro just a single smile
I forgive you
Lord, I forgive you
Chorus
(Sean - guitar solo)
(Reggae)
Chorus
Lord, I forgive you
Lord, I forgive you...
Lord...
Tag 2 (Once through then cut)
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Turtle Dove (Guitar starts with bass and drums - play second part of verse)
Vs.1
Chocolate twist, vanilla, and swirl
You're the one that I want as my girl
With you girl I will always fall in love
You be my turtle dove
Turtle dove come fly with me
Come on pretty baby I want you to see
Just how lovely our wonderful love can be
Chorus
Give me some lovin' and give me some more
I wanna know what's in store
Take away my ice cream but let me keep
The lovin' and the kissin' that helps me to sleep
Vs. 2
Rocky Rhode ain't the way that I go
You are my baby I want you to know
With you girl I will always be in love
Cuz you're my turtle dove
Ice cream is good but you are the best
Give you to me and get rid of the rest
I wanna show you how lovely my love can be
Chorus
(Instrumental with humming)
Vs. 3
Floatin' on a sundae or just in a cone
I always wanna call you my own
I have fallen head over heels in love
With my turtle dove
Turtle dove come fly with me
Come on pretty baby I want you to see
All the happiness that our love can bring (3x - last time extend)
From my turtle dove
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